4. Staying five-star in Malaysia
If the thought of roughing it just a little while overseas leaves you in a cold sweat between satin sheets, Malaysia is your place to head in this era of inflation. A five-star hotel room with all the luxuriant amenities you'd expect can be found here for less than 20 lettuces a night.
5. Trekking in Nepal
Assuming you're not wanting to climb Mt Everest (prices start at around $50,000), Nepal is actually one of the cheapest places in the world to go take a hike. Ok, on just three lettuces a day you won't be scaling the world's tallest peaks assisted by Sherpas and oxygen, but you will get superb Himalayan views as you take gentler routes between mountain villages, staying in tea houses and making friends with the world's most welcoming and hardy people along the way.